Well Coordinated Miscellaneous Ramblings

Washington State woman gets acid thrown into her face.  Here’s the link to the article, but the above video shows the victim speaking about this insane and disgusting crime: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38981535/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?gt1=43001

Digitally programmed into paradise mode

Read this short article first:

http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/17/the-class-of-2014-no-e-mail-or-wristwatches/

Seriously?  I love my blackberry, I love my laptop, I love my ipod, but I will not not curl up into a ball and die if I should be parted with those items. 

Society must change for the better, but are we better off in our ipod bubbles?  Is it better to cancel plans via text?  Are we so afraid of making face-to-face connections with real live breathing PEOPLE that we have to break up with our boyfriends and girlfriends over facebook???  (Okay, I did that once, but we only dated a month and we’re still good friends.  Not okay in a long-term, emotionally committed type break-up.) 

I just feel that if people were a little more in in touch with each other, simple gestures like pointing to one’s wrist to indicate the time would be easily understood.  I mean, people have convations using body language only.  It’s called sex.  I bet your new droidX can’t cuddle with you after you just spend five hours on facebook mobile!  Hahaha. 

littlegreenghouls:

I’m as gay as this sticker I found from the basement.

littlegreenghouls:

I’m as gay as this sticker I found from the basement.

Girl auctions virginity to pay for grad school

Miss Natalie Dylan is on-sale now at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Reno, NV.  How ’bout that folks. 

The 22 year old is a polygraph certified virgin, who’s short on cash.  Apparently, the highest bidder so far offered $3.7 million, while he and his wife were in the midst of a divorce.  However, they reconciled, and the chump gave her the money ANYWAY.  But don’t worry, she’s still got her cherry in the freezer. 

http://a11news.com/641/natalie-dylan/

If you’re going to quit your job, you might as well make one hell of an exit.  This guy took two beers from the galley and made his way out of the plane on the emergency exit slide.  Ballin’.  Course, I would flip out if a passenger (allegedly) cursed me out and then threw his luggage in my direction.  People are rude anyway; add jetlag to that and you have an unbearable six hour flight confined in a tiny space.  Perfect.  It’s just everyone’s dream job….

 By Manuel Lopez Oliva

 By Manuel Lopez Oliva